Tag Archives: Music

Crap Covers

I’m not sure whether some of these are made up or not, doesn’t really matter though – as they’re all crap, funny, disturbing even, but ultimately crap!

Danger Danger, High Voltage!

Danger Danger, High Voltage… I told you it would happen, and now it’s landed, it’s infectious, it’s hilarious, and it’s all over the place: I guarantee you that flashing bra’s and jockstraps will be all over the country by summer as Electric Six bring Danger Danger, High Voltage to the UK!

It’s going to be huge

Meg’s said itTom’s said it, and Now I’m saying it… this song is going to be huge, it’s absolutely hilarious – Danger, High Voltage is going to be the next Can’t get you outta my head, talked about everywhere, and played on every radio station in the UK… And I can almost guarantee that some bright spark (spot the terrible pun) will start selling light up bra’s on Tottenham Court Road before Christmas, you can almost see them coming.

Rip off music

What is it about Will Smith that everyone thinks is so clever? He’s a second rate actor at best who shines only because he’s clever enough to pick obvious blockbusters with decent support casts, and as for his “Music” – Can he not produce one single song, which isn’t simply a total rip-off of a 70’s/80’s disco/funk classic? Just because you put “wooo, ah ha ah ha, what what what, big will, uh huh” on top of the track doesn’t mean it’s your song, and certainly doesn’t make it listenable in any way, shape or form.

Briteny’s now at it as well, ripping off “I love rock and roll”, can’t she see the irony? Probably obscured by her surgically enhanced cleavage… while we’re on the subject of crap music, isn’t Elton John’s work just the biggest pile of shite in the world?