I have someone staying with me at the moment, who; with the best will in the world, could be called sometimes, a little… well, dense.
Don’t get me wrong, he’s a bright lad, but sometimes mouth is engaged before brain
And the little oracle in the corner just piped up, during conversation:
“what’s a widget?”,
“well it’s a thing, it could be anything”, I replied.
Oh, he said,
I thought it was like a winged midget…